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I (Heart) My Cock Card: Outside: I (heart) my cock
Inside: I just want to share the love....
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Old Bear Crossing Card: Outside: Beware! Old bear X-ing
Inside: Never cross an old bear. Happy birthday!...
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Old Queen Card: Outside: Stand back, chickens! This looks like a job for OLD QUEEN
Inside: You’re getting old, queen. Happy Birthday....
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Choice Words Card: Outside: Girl! I have a few choice words for you
Inside: Most of them are of the four-letter variety. Happy Birthday....
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Perfect Man Card: Outside: I hope you land the perfect man for your birthday.
Inside: I’m sure your birthday will be a real blow-out!...
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Growing Old Card: Outside: Don’t sweat it. Everyone grows old.
Inside: You’re just doing it so much faster than everyone else! Happy Birthda...
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Old People Bitch Card: Outside: You’ll probably hate this card.
Inside: Old people bitch about everything....
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A Guy Like You Card: Outside: I’ve been waiting for a guy like you.
Inside: I’m so happy I’ve finally found you....
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